The city on the river there is a girl without a dream

I'm so frickin tired and sick. I hate this. Thanks for getting me sick on my birthday mom... I'm in a downright grumpy mood... I'm warning you now

I decided to go into work yesterday and boy, was that a bad idea. I was moving so slow and had zero energy and keep feeling like I was going to faint. It sucked. Big time. The part that sucked most was putting on the fake happy face. Scratch that, the part that sucked the most was that everyone had to stay later then normal because I couldn't get my crap done. I felt bad...

I have done an exceptional job at avoiding any birthday celebrations so far... but that's mostly because I'm sick and my family knows to stay the hell away from me when I'm sick...

For someone who says he likes to live in the here and now, I've been spending an awful lot of time thinking about the past recently...

The Man Who Toast Ronald Reagan is right. I've been acting like a grown up WAY too much. It's time to be irresponsible and insensitive... It's like that time I was having a few beers with my girlfriend at the time and Jessy after softball - Jessy complimented me (from her point of view) on how much I'd matured since I dated her. I immediately went on a drinking binge, ended up in Clifton, picked a fight with someone twice my size and almost got arrested. As soon as I'm over this cold, I'm going on a party binge unlike any Cincinnati has seen before! You better get ready!

And you know what? I suck at shaving when I'm sick. I missed spots left and right this morning and since I hadn't shaved in a week or so, it looked pretty bad....

I have so much crap to show Harlow and I can't because I don't want to get him or Zin sick...

I think I just fell back asleep while sitting upright in a chair... weird. Remind me to tell you sometime about how I used to fall asleep sitting on the toilet every morning back in High School...

First person to e-mail me the correct answer to this trivia question gets a beer: Name the only two players to ever steal 80+ bases and hit 20+ home runs in the same season